Cross Stitch and Me!!!

I STARTED A CROSS-STITCH THE OTHER DAY.
IT'S NOT MY FIRST I'M AFRAID TO SAY.
I'VE STARTED AT LEAST A HUNDRED AND ONE AND ONLY A HANDFUL OF THESE ARE DONE.
MY PROBLEM IS SIMPLE, PLAIN AND EASY TO SEE.
I'M HOOKED ON CROSS-STITCH, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS COULD BE.
I DON'T DRINK OR GAMBLE, I JUST SIT AND STITCH THIS IS MY WEAKNESS, MY PASSION, MY ITCH.
EACH PROJECT I BUY IS EXCITING AND NEW I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED, SO THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I STITCH ON THE NEW PIECE, FORGETTING THE OLD THAT MAKES ONE MORE PIECE IM PUTTING ON HOLD.
IF I BOUGHT NO MORE PROJECTS EVER AGAIN.
I'LL STILL NEVER FINISH IF I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED AND TEN.
SO I'LL KEEP RIGHT ON BUYING FOREVER MORE (I'M A PREFFERED CUSTOMER AT MY LOCAL CRAFTS STORE) AND WHEN MY TIME COMES, IN STITCHES HEAVEN.
I'LL BE WITH ENOUGH UNFINISHED PROJECTS TO LAST THROUGH ETERNITY.
I'LL SIT AND I'LL STITCH ALL THE DAY THROUGH AND I MAY FINISH A PROJECT, MAYBE EVEN TWO.
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